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seatholdered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone waiting patiently for a reserved place to become available. seatied adj. Drunk and accepting a ride on someone else’s back as a reasonable means of transport. Monic went seatied from the pub to the corner, with considerable assistance. seating charted adj. Drunk enough to assign everyone a seat, including those who have already left. Kaitlin grew seating charted and placed the coats beside the most sociable guests. seating planned adj. Drunk past the point of sitting down without first considering the wider arrangement. seating timed adj. Drunk beyond the permitted occupation of a restaurant table, and not inclined to negotiate. Deandray was seating timed when the waiter asked whether he required anything further. seatinged (/ˈsiːtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every arrival requires the allocation of a place. seatlessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves no available seat, including the one currently being occupied. seatmated adj. Drunk, with the result that a stranger sharing the bench becomes a companion of long standing. seatmented adj. Drunk to a degree that establishes a permanent settlement wherever the body has come to rest. seatmiled adj. A drinker so far gone that every vacant chair represents a considerable journey. seatpinned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a post, a wall, or both to remain in place. Jaydalin was seatpinned beside the bicycle rack, holding the frame for support. seatposted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a bicycle being assembled by committee, with companions holding the frame steady. Marquieta was seatposted, advancing at bicycle-assembly pace while companions steadied the frame. seatrained adj. Drunk on the strength of a vessel capable of carrying railway carriages, and proceeding accordingly. Keila was seatrained and attempted to board the taxi with railway-station composure. seatronned adj. The condition of a drinker who sways like a strand of candied kelp, with each step taking seasoning. seatrouted adj. Of a drinker: salmon-adjacent in habit, saltwater in confidence, and periodically drawn back to the bar. Saivon was seatrouted, leaving the party only to return with spawning-like determination. seatstayed adj. Of a drinker: held upright by two declining supports, with the rear end of the evening nearby.