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SAYT'd adj. Of a drinker: completing other people's sentences before they have decided what they were saying. Hardit got SAYT'd and supplied the ending to a question Jianna had barely begun. SAnned adj. Having drunk enough to make a nationality-shaped abbreviation of every introduction, without making the distinction the subject. Alyss became SAnned and reduced the evening’s introductions to brisk initials. SB'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes you both the casualty and the person assigned to carry yourself. Tincie was SB'd, attempting to lift herself while apologising for the weight. SBA'd adj. Having drunk more than a school-based assessment can reasonably measure, with marks awarded by whoever finds the coat. Rovena was SBA'd before last orders and received a provisional pass for locating her handbag. SBBOS'd adj. A drinker who has acquired a bacterial overgrowth where conversation used to be. Uwe became SBBOS'd and cultivated several unnecessary remarks before breakfast. SBC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating with considerably less hardware than the situation demands. Andreann was SBC'd by the third round and attempted to run the taxi queue from one notebook. SBCS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing every thought in a single, economical character. Torriana was SBCS'd at the taxi rank, communicating entirely through one carefully selected gesture. SBD'd adj. Drunk enough to make an inaudible contribution whose consequences become apparent several minutes later. Marciann got SBD'd and left the lift smelling of a decision nobody wished to discuss. SBF'd adj. Loosened by drink into a one-sided record, repeating one account while the other side remains blank. Johnaya went SBF'd and played the same grievance to every person at the gathering. SBFS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a mottled surface after contact with every hedge on the journey home. Murtie arrived SBFS'd from the shortcut, having colonised the hedges between pub and station. SBH'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the evening undergoes gravitational collapse and admits no further light. Syaira was SBH'd by the taxi rank, absorbing conversation without returning any. SBIF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a small, bland kitchen provision and supervision near the sofa. Kayden was SBIF'd by midnight, accepting a plain drink and the sofa without argument. SBIR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun researching improvements to an already adequate evening. Khalyn became SBIR'd and proposed a grant application for better bar snacks. SBIT'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose recollection is arranged in small, unreliable pieces. Melanny was SBIT'd by closing time, and Markese reconstructed the evening from receipts. SBK'd adj. Softened by drink into a large-engined machine that takes several attempts to leave the parked position. Huxlee was SBK'd, revving magnificently before locating the chair beneath him. SBLA'd adj. Drunk past the point of sensible family history, with every ancestor brought into the matter. Emalin got SBLA'd and traced the pub argument back through four generations.