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second bested adj. Emboldened by drink to choose the merely excellent blanket and defend it against the finest. second brained adj. Slowed by drink to consulting the digestive system before attempting the stairs or another mouthful.
second breakfasted adj. Drunk and returning to the kitchen for a small meal immediately after having eaten one. second chanced adj. Drunk to the point where every dropped glass receives a solemn opportunity to redeem itself. second childhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of rediscovering the solemn importance of puddles, biscuits and being carried home. Janaiah went second childhooded and asked whether the pub's coasters were allowed outside. second citied adj. Drunk enough to treat the less important town as the proper destination for a glass of water. second classed adj. Drunk past the point of qualifying for anything better than the kitchen's lower shelf. second cominged adj. Drunk beyond expecting salvation before the kettle has boiled or the sofa has released you. Aideyn was second cominged, waiting on the sofa for a promised return that involved fresh water. second conditionaled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every domestic intention depend on an unlikely if. second contacted adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water has entered the mouth and is still moving inward. second cosmic velocitied adj. You have drunk enough to attempt escape from the pub at a speed exceeding your balance. second cousin once removeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a tenuous family link, offering the sofa's cushion to its descendant. Lawaia became second cousin once removeded and adopted the smallest kitchen chair as family. second cousinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a remote family connection as immediate company in the kitchen. Kt became second cousinned and introduced the kettle as though it were a distant relation. second cranial nerved adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving the kitchen chiefly as a blurred optical arrangement. Empriss second cranial nerved the kitchen, identifying the chips as a blurred optical arrangement. second day covered adj. You are drunk and preparing tomorrow's explanation on whatever scrap of paper is nearest.
second derivatived adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every movement by the change in its previous change.
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