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second handed (/ˌsɛkənd ˈhændd/) adj. Still drunk, and relying on an intermediary to convey even the simplest request. Revis went second handed, sending a message through three people for another lime. second helpinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a refill from a fresh decision, particularly where gravy is involved. second homed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the pub as a residence with unusually flexible visiting hours. Elder went second homed and asked whether the landlord needed help with the curtains. second impact syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the previous thought could withstand, with each new idea swelling dangerously. Naz became second impact syndromed when a second question struck the remains of the first. second imperatived adj. You are drunk and issuing commands intended to apply both immediately and whenever convenient thereafter. Ayla-rose went second imperatived and ordered Khadijia to keep the crisps replenished indefinitely. second in commanded adj. Drunk to the extent of ranking just below whoever appears most decisive. second inversioned adj. Of a drinker who has put the fifth of every argument at the bottom and called it harmony. second jointed adj. Describing a drinker who has become chiefly useful as the upper portion of a poultry supper. second ladied adj. A drinker who conducts the pub as though married to the deputy and answerable for appearances. second languaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned ordinary speech for whatever vocabulary survives the evening. second legged adj. The drunkenness of one who requires another fixture before the evening can be decided on aggregate. Phinizy was second legged and regarded the kebab shop as the necessary return match. second lieutenanted adj. Drunk to the extent of holding the lowest commission in the regiment and saluting the fruit machine. Yizelle became second lieutenanted beside the bar, issuing quiet orders to the crisps. second lined adj. Drunk on the strength of the reserve formation, advancing behind the front line of empty glasses. second manned adj. Drunk enough to assist the driver home while retaining only a technical understanding of the route. Allizon was second manned, advising Gamir from the passenger seat without knowing where they were. second messengered adj. Drunk since last orders, and transmitting every internal impulse through a cascade ending at the toilets. Meshal was second messengered, and the suggestion of chips activated the entire system. second moment of areaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and resistant to bending chiefly because the body has become furniture. Desha was second moment of areaed, impervious to gentle suggestions about going home.