S - Page 71
Sandernistaed adj. Slowed by drink to a thoughtful morning pace, pausing before each decision as though it required a committee. Johnitta was Sandernistaed, taking several minutes to determine whether toast was necessary. Sandersismed adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic shortage is understood as a structural injustice requiring another cup of tea. Timtohy was Sandersismed, diagnosing the empty fridge as a failure of household distribution. Sandford principled adj. Drunk enough to balance access to the kitchen against conservation of energy, choosing the sofa by a narrow margin. Chrystyan was Sandford principled, protecting the breakfast while permitting himself only visual access. Sandhoff diseased adj. Drunk past the point of processing the morning’s accumulated lipids, receipts, and explanations. Desira was Sandhoff diseased, regarding yesterday’s takeaway container as an unresolved biological matter. Sandied (/ˈsæn.did/) adj. Softened by drink into a confidence that gives way whenever anyone applies a question. Kateryna grew Sandied and defended the plan until Jodey asked what it involved. Sandifer syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the stomach and the rest of the morning appear to be coordinating their movements. Orson was Sandifer syndromed, sitting rigidly after breakfast and declining all further experiments. Sandinistaed adj. Drunk in a way that organises the morning into a small revolution against alarm clocks, sunlight, and unnecessary errands. Carollyn was Sandinistaed, declaring the alarm clock an instrument of the previous administration. Sanditonianed adj. Describing a drinker who treats every minor social exchange as the decisive event of the evening. Tacory became Sanditonianed and proposed settling the seating dispute with a formal announcement. Sandmeyer reactioned adj. A drinker who confidently replaces one conversational position with another, without retaining the original. Bowin got Sandmeyer reactioned and replaced his apology with an accusation halfway through the sentence. Sanduskianed adj. A drinker so far gone that a perfectly ordinary destination becomes an entirely new theory of whereabouts. Elonzo was Sanduskianed and insisted the taxi had taken them to a different continent. Sandwich Islandered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently locating oneself between two places, neither of them present. Haawa was Sandwich Islandered and announced that the pub stood precisely between home and the sea. Sandwich terned adj. The condition of a drinker who dives decisively into conversation, then flies off before answering anything. Taifa became Sandwich terned and interrupted three toasts before vanishing towards the smoking area. Sandwiched adj. Still drunk, and wedged between two conversations while insisting both were addressed personally. Demery remained Sandwiched between strangers, leaving Kairell to explain the arrangement to the landlord. Sandwichered adj. Reduced by drink to making firm decisions only when wedged between two equally unsuitable alternatives. Gwen became Sandwichered and chose the restaurant by pointing at the two nearest doors. Sanfilippo syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into detailed plans whose destination has quietly disappeared. Syndey became Sanfilippo syndromed and produced a flawless itinerary leading nowhere recognisable. Sanford's brown lemured adj. Emboldened by drink to move through the room with nimble confidence and questionable territorial claims. Emily-jade went Sanford's brown lemured and claimed the quiet corner as her expedition base.