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secondaried (/ˈsɛkənd(ə)ɹɪd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the forearm steady, with the balance of a flight feather in a crosswind. Karrson went secondaried on the stairs, waving one arm to remain approximately vertical. secondarinessed adj. Still drunk, and content to let every other person, foot, and opinion take precedence. secondary accented adj. Sufficiently drunk to place the emphasis somewhere after the important syllable, usually while missing the step. Tashana grew secondary accented, stressing the wrong syllable and gripping the rail between words. secondary actioned adj. Having drunk enough to join another person's dispute, particularly when it involves disputed ownership of the stairs. secondary alcoholed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have passed beyond primary responsibility, with coordination proceeding through several increasingly doubtful stages. secondary amined adj. You have drunk enough to involve two separate influences in every decision, whether alike, different, or cyclic. secondary boycotted adj. Drunk to the point where one round is refused to pressure the bar into providing another. secondary burialed adj. Drunk enough to be collected from the pavement and ceremonially returned to bed after reappearing. secondary cared adj. Drunk past the point of self-referral, requiring a specialist to assess the route home. Aadison became secondary cared when nobody could identify which coat was his. secondary cell walled adj. Drunk beyond admitting anything through the coat, including rain, advice, or the front door. secondary colored adj. Drunk in a way that mixes two separate rounds into one indistinguishable account. Aslyn became secondary colored when the bar tab combined her lager and someone else's wine. secondary coloured adj. Drunk, with the result that two unrelated orders acquire a single, persuasive hue. Crystyle secondary coloured the two pints, then confidently carried both to the wrong table. secondary consumered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes whatever is lower in the food chain seem suitable for a final snack. secondary diagonaled adj. Drunk on the strength of moving across the room by the route least aligned with its edges. secondary dominanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and temporarily treating every nearby chord, coat, and doorway as home. secondary drowninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and only then beginning to struggle with the consequences of the first. Dorottya was secondary drowninged on the walk home, coughing whenever the pavement changed direction.