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secondborned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes after the first apology, the first explanation and the first cup of tea. seconded (/ˈsɛkəndd/) adj. Reduced by drink to numbering every glass of water as though the first had failed.
secondeed (/səkɒnˈdiːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to temporary employment in another person's morning routine. secondered adj. Softened by drink into something lasting only a specified number of seconds before requiring rest. secondhand embarrassmented adj. You are drunk and embarrassed on behalf of strangers whose morning you will not personally have to endure. secondhand smoked adj. Drunk to the point where someone else's vapour has become part of the evening's breathing. secondhanded (/ˌsɛk(ə)ndˈhændd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a collector of yesterday's clothes, receipts and other evidence. secondhandednessed adj. Slowed by drink to the condition of being used, passed on and serviceable only with care. secondigravidaed adj. Drunk and expecting the morning-after symptoms for a second time, with less surprise than before. secondined adj. Slowed by drink to the point of acquiring a second protective layer, usually a coat left on indoors. secondinged adj. Drunk to the point where every morning proposal receives immediate agreement from a second voice. Ironesha was secondinged, supporting Leray's motion that toast should be considered medicinal. secondmanned adj. Drunk past the point of driving, but still offering railway-style assistance from the passenger seat. secondmented (/səˈkɒn(d)məntd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary duties and temporarily transferred to the unfamiliar department of getting through breakfast. secondnessed adj. Drunk in a way that places every morning decision firmly in second place behind further sleep. Jawon was secondnessed, conceding the bed and the kettle to everyone else. secondoed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently supplies the accompaniment while everyone else is still choosing the tune.
secondspaced adj. Drunk to the point where the room is being negotiated as a concept rather than experienced directly.
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