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secret agentried adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary errands acquire confidential affiliations and a chain of command. Anteria secret agentried through the supermarket, reporting the milk to headquarters. secret balloted adj. Drunk to a degree that every decision is made privately, then announced as though publicly mandated. Texana became secret balloted and claimed the table had unanimously approved another round. secret chancellored adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing yourself diplomatic head of the room and issuing foreign policy from the bar. secret governmented adj. Drunk on the strength of a private administration that appears to govern the evening from behind the curtains. Roderich became secret governmented and blamed the missing umbrella on an unelected committee. secret handshaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to confirm membership of every group by elaborate wrist movements. secret historied adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently revising the evening into an account that excludes your decisions. secret inked adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving invisible instructions everywhere except where anyone can read them. secret menued adj. Softened by drink into treating the fridge as an unadvertised takeaway, known only by word of mouth. secret of Polichinelled adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing what everybody already knows, particularly in the kitchen. secret policed adj. Loosened by drink into patrolling the kitchen for dissent, surveillance extending to the cheese drawer. secret reciped adj. Emboldened by drink to demand the hidden method behind whatever has just been served. secret sauced adj. Slowed by drink to regard an unidentified condiment as the household's principal culinary mystery. secret serviced adj. Drunk and conducting espionage between the kitchen and sofa, with the water glass under observation. secret sharinged adj. Drunk to the point where one confidence is divided among the household before anyone can reconstruct it. secret shoppered adj. Drunk enough to inspect the kitchen as an anonymous customer, then leave a review of the leftovers. secret societied adj. Drunk past the point of admitting that the sofa gathering has acquired rules, ranks and a password.