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secret socked adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the unmatched item on the floor is clothing rather than a small bowl. Chaseton got secret socked and placed the stray garment beside the glass of water. secret squirrelled adj. Drunk in a way that conceals the biscuits badly and then forgets where they were put. Lamontray became secret squirrelled and hid the crisps behind the clean tea towels. secretabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary household fact appears capable of being kept secret. Zesar was secretabilitied, insisting the missing keys were an ordinary household secret. secretaged adj. Drunk to a degree that the fur-lined coat becomes a perfectly reasonable place to sleep. Ryahn got secretaged and settled on the sofa, wrapped in the winter coat. secretagoginned adj. Drunk to the extent of secreting calcium-binding certainty about the proper position of every cushion. secretagogued (/sɪˈkɹiː.təɡ.ɒɡd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever promotes a further secretion, especially saliva at the sight of toast. secretaired adj. Drunk by the third round, and using the writing desk as a bedside table for water and receipts. secretaressed adj. Drunk beyond keeping the evening's paperwork confidential, particularly near the fruit machine. secretariated (/ˌsɛkɹəˈtɛəɹɪətd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and running the household from the sofa as though it were a government department. secretaried (/ˈsɛk.ɹə.tə.ɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to confide in the nearest person, then forget what the confidence concerned. Chantae got secretaried and told Nickhil everything while looking for the water jug. secretary birded (/ˈsɛkɹəˌtɛɹɪ bɜːdd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can support, and stalking the floor with long, purposeful legs. secretary generaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every small movement requires a formal announcement and adjournment. secretary handed adj. You are drunk and writing household instructions in a script no sober person can decipher. secretary of stated adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing confident statements whose geography remains under review. secretary problemed adj. Drunk enough to reject every promising conversational opening, then regret it when recalled is impossible. Karthi went secretary problemed, rejecting each promising chat before regretting it. secretary spreaded adj. Drunk past the point of sitting down without occupying the bench beside you as well.