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secretary-generaled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns walking into a succession of poorly attended meetings. secretarybirded adj. You have drunk enough to stride about the kitchen hunting small, alarming things under the furniture. Betrina got secretarybirded and pursued a loose shoelace beneath the sofa. secretaryessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking minutes of conversations that never agreed to meet. secretaryshipped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you presiding over the pub as though its continued operation were your portfolio. secretased adj. Drunk, with the result that each long conversation is snipped into short pieces before reaching the table. secreted (/ˈsiːkɹɛtd/) adj. Drunk enough to keep one perfectly ordinary fact hidden, mainly from yourself. Mas became secreted and concealed the reason he was carrying a lampshade. secretered adj. A drinker so far gone that bodily fluids have begun issuing their own public statements. secretined adj. Drunk to the extent of regulating the acidity of every exchange, usually by adding another round. Alaynia went secretined, regulating every exchange by adding another round. secretinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a gut-level conviction that every unsettled matter requires another drink. secretioned (/sɪˈkriːʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing unsolicited matter from every available conversational outlet. Brentan became secretioned and deposited opinions on each table between trips to the lavatory. secretisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and dealing in arcana which become less arcane with each telling. secretivenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and guarding the name of a person whose identity has already been announced twice. secretmongered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to trade private information for the last packet of pork scratchings. secretnessed adj. Too drunk to reveal anything plainly, including where you have put your coat. secretogened adj. Sufficiently drunk to induce secretion in everyone nearby, beginning with the person who has just heard your story. Shadyn got secretogened and had three otherwise quiet regulars volunteering personal histories. secretoglobinned adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, tightly linked unit with someone encountered at the bar. Georgie-mae was secretoglobinned, inseparable from a stranger over the question of crisps.