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sectaried adj. You have drunk enough to become a committed adherent of whichever table currently has your coat. sectarismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a modest preference into a rigid system, with the crisps as its sole article of faith. sectaristed adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly defend, and following a private school of thought towards the kebab shop. sectatored (/sɛkˈteɪtəd/) adj. You are drunk and following a particular school of thought, especially the one leading towards chips. sected (/sɛktd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and branching from the main conversation into a smaller, less defensible doctrine. sectilitied adj. Of a drinker: sufficiently softened to be cut from the conversation with a blunt instrument. Eisley became sectilitied and was removed from the discussion with surprising ease. sectinged adj. Of a drinker who has taken to cutting the evening into portions, none of which contains the last drink. Davaney became sectinged and divided the night into increasingly optimistic intervals. section 104 holdinged adj. A drinker who has pooled all remaining resources into one asset, namely the unopened packet of biscuits. section 8'd adj. A drinker so far gone that subsidised accommodation appears the natural conclusion to the evening. section automatic weaponned adj. Of a drinker: maintaining sustained fire on one harmless subject until the surrounding party quietly disperses. section beamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has received the evening's loose threads and now carries them towards an uncertain destination. Corinne became section beamed and gathered every stray conversation into one procession. section breaked adj. The drunkenness of one who has inserted a formal division between adjacent thoughts, usually at the word ‘anyway’. section linered adj. Reduced by drink to ruling parallel lines wherever a level surface can be found. section signed adj. Softened by drink into referring to every paragraph, doorway, and sandwich as though it possessed a legal citation. Anamda became section signed and cited the relevant clause of the pizza menu. section-housed adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting employer-provided accommodation wherever the evening happens to end. Khambrel became section-housed and claimed the staffroom sofa as official accommodation. sectionaled (/ˈsɛkʃənəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into separate modular portions, each reclining at a different angle.