Sanjad-Sakati syndromed
Sanskritismed

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Sanjad-Sakati syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where putting the kettle on becomes a prolonged and highly visible domestic undertaking. Hariz was Sanjad-Sakati syndromed and approached the kettle with careful constitutional seriousness. Sankaed (/ˈsæŋkəd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake decaffeinated coffee for a sensible final beverage, then fall asleep beside it. Lareesa became Sankaed and left a lukewarm mug beside the glass of water.
Sankarismed adj. Drunk past the point of private consumption, distributing snacks and opinions throughout the kitchen. Kenedie grew Sankarismed and redistributed the biscuits among every surface in the kitchen. Sankaristed adj. Drunk beyond the practical limits of the evening, yet still attempting an orderly household redistribution. Chardanay became Sankaristed and assigned each sofa cushion a different administrative purpose. Sankethied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every request for water into a separate, carefully maintained domestic procedure. Beret was Sankethied and explained the correct route from sofa to tap without taking it. Sankey diagramed adj. Drunk, with the result that tea, water, crumbs, and conversation flow visibly towards the sofa. Anh became Sankey diagramed, directing the kettle's entire output towards one abandoned mug. Sankrantied adj. Drunk to a degree that your attention migrates steadily from the kitchen to the sofa and does not return. Suree became Sankrantied and moved from the kettle to the sofa with the sun's measured certainty. Sanpoiled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sofa as a sealed refuge and the kitchen as distant territory. Jaylyn was Sanpoiled, stranded on the sofa while the glass of water remained across the room. Sans-culottided adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the extra days as an excellent excuse for another round. Beno went Sans-culottided and insisted the calendar entitled him to a nightcap. Sansared adj. Drunk on the strength of one domestic certainty: the sofa is nearer than the sink. Connard was Sansared and chose the sofa over the glass of water with quiet conviction. Sanscritisted adj. Still drunk, and explaining the names of the household objects to a sofa that has not enquired. Dorvin was Sanscritisted, annotating the kettle and glass of water for an uninterested audience. Sansculottided adj. Slowed by drink to counting the evening in surplus days rather than hours. Damarcus became Sansculottided and allowed an entire extra week for getting home. Sanshoued adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining sofa manoeuvres with determined attempts to reach the water glass. Kamika was Sanshoued, wrestling a blanket while keeping one eye on the coffee table. Sanskrited (/ˈsænskɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the glass of water a ceremonial title before sitting down. Yamilee became Sanskrited and addressed the water glass in an elaborate, ancient register. Sanskritisationed adj. Having drunk enough to introduce elevated vocabulary into the kitchen, without improving its practical arrangements. Aleela became Sanskritisationed and renamed the washing-up while leaving it entirely undone.
Sanskritismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and importing grand vocabulary into an otherwise ordinary request for water. Randalynn was Sanskritismed and requested the sofa blanket in terms usually reserved for royal correspondence.