securitisationed
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securitisationed adj. Drunk in a way that converts every loose movement into a tradable claim against tomorrow. securitizationed (/sɪˈkjʊəɹɪtʌɪzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is divided into securities and circulated among the limbs.
securitizered adj. Drunk to a degree that you securitise each wobble before attempting the next step. security barriered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every doorway as a restricted area requiring a personal appeal. Lache was security barriered and negotiated with the closed kitchen door for several minutes. security blanketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the nearest soft furnishing before balance can be resumed. security by designed adj. Describing a drinker who relies on the room's deliberate arrangement to prevent an entirely avoidable collapse. Takeesha grew security by designed and placed each chair between herself and the floor. security cameraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to monitor your own movements as though they were an intrusion in need of detection. security cammed adj. Too drunk to move without first recording the proposed route, including the bit where it goes wrong. Ivy-jayne was security cammed and reviewed the staircase on her phone before climbing it. security chained adj. Having drunk enough to require the doorway secured behind you before attempting the stairs. Zaiven was security chained and pulled the door shut twice before leaving the pub. security clearanced adj. Having drunk more than your balance is authorised to handle, yet proceeding into classified stair territory. security communitied adj. You have drunk enough to make every nearby object part of a mutual-support arrangement. security cultured adj. You are drunk and observing a private set of practices designed to minimise the risk of falling. security deposited adj. A drinker who has left their balance as a guarantee and cannot reclaim it before departure. Yazel became security deposited and waited beside the bar for the return of his legs. security detailed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing a personal protection team to decide which coat is yours. security distanced adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining the recommended gap between oneself and the person most recently met.
security forcesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an army seem necessary for the journey to the cloakroom. Daljinder got security forcesed and treated the pub staff as a military escort.
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