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security guarded adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended coat receives personal protection. security holed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you vulnerable wherever the evening has made an opening.
security housing united adj. Drunk on the strength of finding solitary confinement preferable to choosing another round. security interested adj. Still drunk, and prepared to seize possession of any unattended snacks offered as collateral. security market lined adj. Still drunk, and plotting a straight relationship between the price of another round and its consequences. Aairah was security market lined, drawing risk curves across the beer mat. security mommed adj. Too drunk to leave without first checking the safety arrangements for the entire departing party. security officered adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself guardian of the taxi queue. security policed adj. Having drunk enough to enforce order across a particular patch of pavement. Tadesha got security policed and separated two friends arguing over the final taxi. security principaled adj. Having drunk more than a computer network can authenticate, and accepting every stranger as trusted. security printered adj. You have drunk enough to produce an official-looking account of the evening, resistant to correction. Breyon got security printered and issued receipts for rounds nobody remembered buying. security procedured adj. You are drunk and following a secret protocol for retrieving your coat. security serviced adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to protect the night's secrets from anyone asking about the bill. Mikinzie got security serviced and refused to disclose who had paid for the final round. security systemed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every attempted departure for an unauthorised intrusion. security theatered adj. Describing a drinker who projects safe passage while doing little to secure it. security theatred adj. A drinker who offers the appearance of a controlled departure while losing control of the coats. Myangel got security theatred and organised an impressive but useless taxi rota.
security-by-designed adj. Still drunk, and trusting a carefully engineered route to compensate for personally unreliable navigation.
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