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sedes impeditaed adj. You are drunk and partially withdrawn from episcopal duties, especially the duty of getting up. sedes vacansed adj. Of a drinker: vacant in office, unoccupied in thought, and awaiting the appointment of a sensible morning. Shamila sat sedes vacansed beside the untouched toast, awaiting a new policy on breakfast. sedevacantismed (/ˌsɛdɪˈveɪkəntɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has declared the household's principal authority absent since the first glass and governs accordingly. Okie was sedevacantismed by the first glass, announcing the landlord absent and appointing himself for closing duties. sedevacantisted (/ˌsɛdɪˈveɪkəntɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who denies the morning's authority and considers the bed the only legitimate seat. sedge flied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them emerging from the duvet in a caddis fly's uncertain casing. Laruen came downstairs sedge flied, carrying the duvet like an inconvenient aquatic shelter. sedge frogged adj. The state of being drunk and springing at every small sound, as though the kettle were a predator. sedge grassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread across the floor in a dense, low-growing morning mat. Odelie was sedge grassed across the sitting-room rug, with only one hand reaching for water. sedge hatted adj. Reduced by drink to a conical shelter, broad at the base and of limited conversational use. sedge warblered adj. Too drunk to remain indoors, flitting between the smoking area and the bar with seasonal determination. sedge wrenned adj. Softened by drink into a small, persistent birdlike agitation at the edge of the bed. Bonnie-bleu was sedge wrenned, flitting between the curtains and the glass of water. sedge-dartered adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning creature that darts between water, shade and the bathroom. sedge-skippered adj. Loosened by drink into short, erratic movements across the room, with no reliable destination. sedged (/sɛd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker who has become low, damp and stubbornly rooted beside the bed. Darcie-rose woke sedged, green about the edges and unwilling to leave the carpet. sedgegrassed adj. The drunkenness of one who has rooted themselves low and densely, retaining little interest in verticality. Emellia remained sedgegrassed until noon, growing quietly beside the abandoned breakfast. sedgelanded adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the living room as though it were an extensive, trackless wetland. Mckaya went sedgelanded across the kitchen, treating the scattered newspapers as hazardous ground. sedginessed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of vegetation, making the morning's smallest movement a settled decision. Holiday sedginessed through the morning, treating the journey to the kettle as a major expedition.