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seducinged adj. Still drunk, and making every proposal sound more attractive than its consequences warrant. seducteed adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that every impractical decision was made in your best interests.
seduction theoried adj. Loosened by drink into treating the sofa cushion as evidence of a repressed childhood memory. Mallina got seduction theoried and questioned the glass of water about early memories. seductioned (/sɪˈdʌk.ʃn̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a persuasive suggestion from a decision you have made yourself. seductionisted adj. Emboldened by drink to make a romantic approach to whoever is carrying the washing-up bowl. seductivenessed adj. Slowed by drink to regard the kitchen tap as an object of considerable charm. seductivitied adj. Drunk and making the humble glass of water seem more alluring than the company. Marie-claude became seductivitied and praised the water as though it had dressed for dinner. seductored adj. Drunk to the point where the leftovers are being invited to bed. Sandler got seductored and whispered to the lasagne before covering it. seductoured adj. Drunk enough to attempt a seduction of the person bringing the blanket. seductressed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a flattering glance from the microwave display. sedulitied adj. Drunk beyond diligence, persistence and the third attempt to put the mug in the cupboard. Clinton became sedulitied and repeatedly returned the same mug to the wrong shelf. sedulousnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes tidying the same corner of the kitchen feel like public service. sedumed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is being mistaken for a succulent plant and watered. Catrease got sedumed and poured a glass of water over the sofa arm. see hummed (/ˌsiː˧ ˈhʌm˦d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of shellfish, and making the kitchen smell like a quiet seaside supper. see muied adj. Drunk since last orders, and cracking seeds at the sink with grave concentration.
see you Jimmy hatted adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing the tea towel as though it supplied tartan hair. Andreena got see you Jimmy hatted and entered the kitchen beneath a tea-towel fringe.