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see you next Tuesdayed adj. Still drunk, and behaving towards the sofa as though it had personally offended the household. Alston got see you next Tuesdayed and argued with the sofa about the missing remote. see-brighted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the clary plant on the windowsill as a useful domestic adviser. see-sawed (/ˈsiːsɔːd/) adj. Of a drinker: alternately rising in confidence and descending in practical ability. Oluwafunmilola became see-sawed, volunteering bravely before losing the thread entirely. see-see partridged adj. You have drunk enough to regard the kitchen as open country and crumbs as game. see-seed adj. Having drunk enough to stalk the kitchen like a small, grey game bird. see-through fenced adj. You are drunk and attempting to contain the kitchen with an imaginary transparent barrier. see-throughnessed adj. Of a drinker: transparent about every thought, including the plan to sleep on the sofa. see-you-next-Tuesdayed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a household inconvenience from a personal enemy. Terral became see-you-next-Tuesdayed and swore at the glass of water for being full. seeabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water visible from every room by pointing at it. seeabled (/ˈsi.əbl̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the person in the mirror is to be seen. seeablenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unnoticed object demand a proper introduction. seecatched adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you broad-shouldered, whiskered, and territorial about the warmest seat. seed (/ˈsiːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing a separate ecclesiastical jurisdiction for the sofa. seed banked adj. Drunk by the third round, and carefully storing enough confidence for next year's arguments. Willet was seed banked, preserving his strongest opinions beneath the beer mats. seed bankinged adj. Still drunk, and keeping every half-formed plan in reserve for a more suitable season. seed beaded adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, reduced instead to a string of tiny, carefully arranged syllables. Moksha was seed beaded by last orders, delivering each excuse in tiny, carefully arranged syllables.