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Sanskritisted adj. Too drunk to study anything, but quite prepared to classify the cushions by origin and arrangement. Nikkolas was Sanskritisted and divided the sofa cushions into schools of thought. Sanskritizationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and importing lofty language into the search for a blanket. Habram was Sanskritizationed and gave the missing blanket an unnecessarily dignified title. Sanskritologisted adj. You have drunk enough to investigate the household vocabulary, beginning with the glass beside the sofa. Ayauna was Sanskritologisted and spent ten minutes analysing the word for blanket. Santa Ana winded adj. Drunk past the point of remaining indoors, and blowing through the pub with the door ajar. Margarite arrived Santa Ana winded, sending menus and loose receipts across the bar. Santa Claus melonned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you sweet, pale and inclined to show a reassuringly mottled exterior. Temi was Santa Claus melonned, sweet-tempered but oddly patterned in the face. Santa Cruzzed (/ˌsan.tɐ ˈkɾuzd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every plural noun becomes a reason to buy another round. Kontina was Santa Cruzzed and insisted that one pint could not possibly represent the whole table. Santa Fe Island tortoised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each movement deliberate, ancient and likely to outlast the landlord. Xavius was Santa Fe Island tortoised, crossing the bar with patient prehistoric certainty. Santa Fe pinked adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a soft salmony colour and taking compliments as medical advice. Nabihah was Santa Fe pinked, glowing gently beside the fruit bowl and accepting concern as praise. Santa Lucia firred adj. Drunk on the strength of old wood, dry needles and a remarkable refusal to come down. Fannette was Santa Lucia firred, bristling at suggestions that she should sit down. Santa Monicanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the pavement were a public promenade. Zayyan was Santa Monicanned, strolling between tables and greeting each chair. Santa hatted adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing an invisible red cap whose bobble governs every decision. Koey was Santa hatted, nodding solemnly whenever anyone mentioned presents or another pint. Santa sacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's loose intentions in one overfilled container. Vasco left Santa sacked, pockets full of receipts, peanuts and plans for breakfast. Santa suited adj. Still drunk, and held together by ceremony, bright cloth and an unnecessarily emphatic belt. Estelita remained Santa suited after midnight, solemnly buckling the same imaginary belt. Santa's caned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a festive stick of confectionery from a useful walking aid. Arlina was Santa's caned and used a striped sweet to conduct the pub quiz. Santa's grottoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to queue for an audience with a cardboard cavern and call it a sensible arrangement. Mache was Santa's grottoed, waiting patiently beside the toilets for a turn behind the curtain. Santa's workshopped adj. Having drunk enough to manufacture gifts from bar miscellany and distribute them without consultation. Yovanny was Santa's workshopped, assembling presents from beer mats, coasters and one lost glove.