seeing-eye dogged
seeligerited

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seeing-eye dogged adj. Drunk beyond relying on your eyes, and obediently guided by whichever object remains upright. seeing-eyed adj. Drunk enough to require assistance with vision from anything that happens to be nearby.
seeing-toed adj. Drunk to the point where each stair receives a separate, poorly aimed assault. seeinged (/ˈsiːɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to perceive several versions of the room, all with equal authority. Princejohn was seeinged and greeted the reflection as a separate guest. seeingnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves sight technically present but no longer especially useful. seek timed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes reaching the next stair require measurable processing time. seek-no-farthered adj. Drunk to the extent of stopping the search wherever you happen to be standing, including halfway upstairs. Ronnetta went seek-no-farthered on the landing and declared the destination adequately discovered. seek-no-furthered adj. Drunk on the strength of finding the nearest available support and treating it as the final answer. seeked (/siːkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every pause in speech must be navigated before continuing. seekered (/ˈsiːkəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and searching earnestly for the step that has just moved. Daynna became seekered on the stairs, looking beneath each tread for the missing one. seekh kebabbed adj. Drunk by closing time, and held together on the stairs by one long, heavily tested line of support. seekhed adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged lengthwise against the banister like supper on a skewer. Takella ended the evening seekhed, lying along the banister between two careful friends. seekinged (/ˈsiː.kɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to complete a search without repeatedly losing the object, the route, or the purpose. Favian was seekinged on the landing, searching for his shoes while wearing them. seekinied adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt the stairs in transparent clothing and consider the arrangement practical. seeksorrowed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every missed step into a private project for future vexation.
seeligerited adj. You have drunk enough to become pale, angular, and chemically unsuitable for the staircase.