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Santaed (/ˈsæntəd/) adj. You are drunk and dressed for a domestic visitation, distributing blankets instead of presents from the sofa. Balynda became Santaed and delivered the spare duvet to everyone already asleep in the sitting room. Santalied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a private language for ordering drinks and will not translate it. Addylynn became Santalied and delivered a fluent order which the barmaid sensibly ignored. Santalled (/ˈsæntæld/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly accommodate, then becoming solemnly productive with scraps. Alexy was Santalled and fashioned a festive decoration from straws and a torn napkin. Santana winded adj. Drunk beyond sensible conversation, with every sentence arriving warm, sudden and from elsewhere. Zayin became Santana winded and changed subjects whenever anyone reached the end of a question. Santander poison frogged adj. A drinker who has become brightly conspicuous, small, and best admired without handling. Mary-anne was Santander poison frogged, vivid beneath the bar lights and untouched by sensible advice. Santaphobed adj. A drinker so far gone that a red coat at the bar becomes an object of immediate dread. Leketa was Santaphobed and crossed the pub to avoid a charity collector in a red jacket. Santaphobiaed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding Christmas decorations as a coordinated threat. Natane was Santaphobiaed, eyeing the tinsel as though it had been placed there deliberately. Santeed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become cheerfully immovable and prefers the corner seat to further travel. Tiaja was Santeed by eleven, rooted in the corner booth beside an unfinished stout. Santhalied adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the ordinary pub conversation into an elaborate personal vocabulary. Maili was Santhalied, giving every regular a new name and defending the system carefully. Santhalled adj. You have drunk enough to turn every bar-room object into material for an earnest festive arrangement. Clarrisa got Santhalled and arranged the beer mats around a lone bowl of nuts. Santiam berried adj. Drunk since last orders, and darkly staining the proceedings with a vigorous demand for toast. Junya was Santiam berried and left purple fingerprints on the landlord’s white towel. Santiamed adj. Drunk on the strength of the river, and now attempting to ford the carpet. Beverley was Santiamed, crossing the sitting room as though the carpet were a river. Santomeaned adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering acquires an unrequested sense of belonging and a long farewell. Drewry got Santomeaned and called the departing neighbours part of the household. Santyled adj. Drunk and applying a restorative layer to every scrape, stumble, and conversational abrasion. Emilian got Santyled after the third round and treated the banister as an injured relative. Sanusied adj. Too drunk to distinguish one solemn principle from another, but quite prepared to expound either. Claiton was Sanusied, delivering a serious account of the round's moral arithmetic. Sanussied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a quiet drink into a small and unexpectedly organised following. Callye was Sanussied, collecting companions for the walk home without consulting anyone.