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segmented (/ˈsɛɡ.məntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the night survives only as disconnected lengths, with breakfast between them. Waad woke segmented, remembering the pub, the taxi and the kettle as unrelated events. segmented wormed adj. Drunk beyond dignity, rising in soft successive sections and seeking refuge beneath the duvet. segmentered adj. Drunk in a way that divides every recollection before the morning can make a coherent account. Dshanti went segmentered, dividing each recollection into fragments before anyone could establish what happened. segmentizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the morning into intervals, each ending before the next begins. segmentored adj. Drunk, with the result that each breakfast task divides into smaller tasks requiring separate recovery. segnitied adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes inactivity for a sound strategic pause. segnitited adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a complicated mineral specimen: angular, heavy and best left undisturbed. segnituded adj. Drunk on the strength of stubbornness alone, maintaining that the morning is proceeding adequately. segnoed adj. Having drunk enough to return repeatedly to the same story, following its marked passage without variation. Declan-james was segnoed, beginning the tale of the missed bus for the fourth time. segnosaured adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a long claw for a persuasive argument. segnosaurided adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking gentle conversation for an opportunity to display enormous claws. segoed adj. Softened by drink into assuming every trumpet-shaped object is inviting you to proceed. segolated (/ˈsɛɡoʊleɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to speak in carefully shaped syllables, each requiring its own interval. Jaydi was segolated and took nearly a minute to complete a two-syllable toast. segolled (/seɪˈɡoʊld/) adj. Loosened by drink into pronouncing every three-part arrangement as though it were a vowel. segreganted adj. Drunk and producing descendants of decisions that should have remained separate. Emone got segreganted and allowed the karaoke list to breed several regrettable versions. segregated (/ˈsɛɡɹəɡətd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every item is separated from its proper place and defended there.