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seinened adj. Too drunk to manage the evening's plot, but still analysing its older male characters. Yarisley got seinened and reviewed the landlord's motives over a bowl of chips. seinered adj. Sufficiently drunk to fish the bar for opinions, acquaintances and unattended snacks. Kevlin became seinered and landed four strangers in an argument about gravy. seininged adj. Having drunk enough to trawl the room methodically, retaining whatever conversation comes to hand. Betty-rose seininged the pub methodically, collecting conversations and abandoning the original one. seintuaried adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the sofa, which has become an obsolete but effective refuge. seinurided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably contain, and multiplying through the conversation. seipinned adj. You have drunk enough to become fixed at the junction between the bar and the crisps. seipinopathied adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening with the metabolic certainty of a failing machine. Dairy became seipinopathied and ordered a fourth supper despite having just eaten one. seirfished adj. Softened by drink into a slow-moving presence that follows the last round towards home. seiroganned adj. Of a drinker: medicinally convinced that another measure will settle the stomach. seirospored adj. Of a drinker who has divided into a neat chain of small, increasingly confident conversations. Kashanna became seirospored along the bar, speaking separately to each person in turn. seisered adj. Drunk to the extent of seizing every conversational opening before anybody else can use it. seisinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and binding every companion to the conversation long after the room has emptied. seisinned adj. Describing a drinker who has taken immediate possession of the nearest freehold, usually a stool. seismed (/ˈsaɪzəmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor appears to tremble whenever the next round arrives. seismic bombed adj. The state of being drunk and arriving in the room with the subtlety of a structural event. Shenina went seismic bombed and brought down the umbrella stand while greeting everyone. seismic dampered adj. The condition of a drinker who absorbs every disturbance slowly, then passes it on through the furniture.