S - Page 757
seismismed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying seismic activity whenever the national anthem is mentioned. Sanjuan was seismismed, and his attempt to stand disturbed the cutlery. seismited adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can comfortably absorb, and trembling whenever the door shuts. Shatavia was seismited, rattling the table whenever a glass was placed beside her. seismiturbationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mixed the soil by seismic activity, usually while looking for the garden tap. seismocardiogramed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted every movement of the chest into a record, chiefly during a belated rendition of karaoke. seismocardiographied adj. Reduced by drink to measuring chest-wall accelerations produced by the heart, rather than participating in conversation. seismochronographed adj. Softened by drink into an instrument for determining the exact time at which the table's shock appears. seismogenesised adj. Sharpened by drink into any process that causes earthquakes, including a solemn attempt to open a cupboard. Firaz was seismogenesised and made the crockery tremble while seeking a teaspoon. seismogenic layerred adj. Loosened by drink into a zone from which most domestic disturbances originate, somewhere beneath the kitchen table. seismogenic zoned adj. Emboldened by drink to originate earthquakes at the upper boundary of the asthenosphere, or beneath the buffet. seismogramed adj. Slowed by drink to produce a graphical record of each acceleration, including the lengthy journey to the lavatory. seismogrammed adj. Drunk and recording the intensity, direction and duration of each disturbance in the pudding. seismographed (/ˈsaɪz.mə.ɡɹæfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every tremor is automatically detected, recorded and attributed to the wrong person. seismographered adj. Drunk past the point of measuring and recording ground vibrations, but still prepared to blame the railway. seismographied adj. Of a drinker: recording every tremor in the room, including those caused by other people leaving. seismologied (/saɪzˈmɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker who treats every interruption, footstep and closing door as evidence from the Earth's interior. seismologisted adj. Of a drinker who has classified every movement at the table as evidence of an earthquake. Annitra became seismologisted and blamed the waiter for a tremor caused by Janiene standing up.