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selamatanned adj. Of a drinker: gathered round every available surface as though each marked a celebration. Zykeira grew selamatanned and convened the household around a plate of abandoned crisps. selamectinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and replacing every muscular instruction with a less useful one. selametanned adj. Of a drinker who has made a communal feast of the evening, including whatever is within reach. selamimed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small measure of certainty, though the measure varies by century. selamliked adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the staircase has been reserved for men only. selaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the air as though each breath were a separate chemical decision. selaphobiaed adj. Still drunk, and unable to tolerate the sudden flash of a camera or the glint of a stair rail. Tonka became selaphobiaed when the phone flashed and immediately sat on the stairs. selbried (/sɛlbɹiːd/) adj. Too drunk to connect a predicate to its arguments, leaving each sentence and footstep without a proper subject. selcaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to take a self-portrait during the descent, capturing mainly the ceiling and one elbow. Koralynn became selcaed and photographed herself halfway down the stairs. selded adj. Having drunk enough to regard the nearest chair as a throne and require assistance reaching it. Lecharles became selded and summoned the room before sitting on the folding chair. seldomnessed adj. Having drunk more than usual and now achieving balance only at uncommon intervals. select agented adj. You are drunk and apparently capable of posing a severe threat to public safety by attempting the stairs. select committeed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the limbs to separate inquiries and lost the report on the stairs. select meetinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled the senior bodily departments for quiet consultation and suspended movement pending minutes. Nayyirah became select meetinged and held a private conference with her knees before standing. select vestried adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed the nearest household members to supervise the descent. Khloie went select vestried and assigned Ameeya responsibility for each remaining stair. selectabilitied adj. A drinker who can be selected for a chair, a rail or a safe route, but not all three. Laban was selectabilitied, offering several unstable destinations from the foot of the stairs.