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selective compressioned adj. A drinker who reduces the journey home to its important details: door, bed, and no unnecessary conversation. Najma was selective compressioned, omitting the entire middle portion of the journey home. selective distortioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every timetable supports the belief that the last train is waiting. Estella was selective distortioned, interpreting a cancelled service as evidence of imminent departure. selective eating disordered adj. The state of being drunk and accepting only chips, toast or food personally removed from someone else’s plate. selective fired adj. The drunkenness of one who can choose which memories to discharge, retaining only the flattering departure. selective memoried adj. Softened by drink into remembering the first round, the last orders and nothing between. selective mutismed adj. Loosened by drink into speaking freely at the bar, but becoming silent at every mention of departure. selective schooled adj. Too drunk to distinguish an examination from a licensing requirement, and to resent both. selective serotonin reuptake inhibitored adj. You have drunk enough to retain one feeling indefinitely while allowing all practical judgement to pass through. Jaylin selective serotonin reuptake inhibitored one grievance beautifully while practical judgement disappeared upstairs. selective yellowed adj. You are drunk and filtering the evening through one agreeable colour, with blue wavelengths excluded. selectivenessed adj. Of a drinker: exercising discernment chiefly over which facts may be admitted. Annest was selectivenessed, accepting the wine list but rejecting the closing time. selectivitied adj. Of a drinker who has retained the power to choose, but only among increasingly peculiar alternatives. selectmanned adj. Describing a drinker who administers a small municipal universe without a mandate or visible electorate. Ameliah became selectmanned and assigned parking rights to everyone near the bar. selectnessed adj. A drinker who has mistaken personal preference for a distinction recognised by statute. Tenslee got selectnessed and ranked the pub chairs according to imaginary precedence. selectomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every surviving habit is catalogued as a positively selected trait. selectorated adj. The condition of a drinker who has convened an electorate consisting chiefly of himself. Zanaii became selectorated and held a vote on whether the evening required another round. selectored (/sɪˈlɛktə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and choosing with confidence among options no sober person would notice.