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selenodontied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a broad, grinding smile may not improve negotiations. selenoenzymed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every ordinary task into a reaction requiring specialist assistance. Malini got selenoenzymed and recruited three people to open a packet of crisps. selenoestered adj. Drunk, with the result that every simple transaction acquires two possible forms and neither is completed. Deedee was selenoestered, turning the simple round of drinks into two unfinished possibilities. selenoethered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a borrowed connection feel permanent and chemically defensible. Amelle got selenoethered and adopted a stranger's friends before the second round ended. selenofuranned adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing a familiar route with a heavier, less advisable ring-shaped detour. Alazah became selenofuranned and led everyone through the service corridor as a shortcut. selenogened adj. Drunk on the strength of expressing one small idea and assuming it will produce a useful protein. selenographed adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing a detailed map of the Moon from memory. selenographered adj. Drunk by the third round, and charting every feature of the route while missing the route itself. selenographied adj. Still drunk, and treating every uneven surface as a lunar feature requiring scientific description. selenographisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the Moon closely enough to overlook the obvious taxi. Sister became selenographisted and examined the Moon through an empty pint glass. selenoided adj. Drunk enough to await an absent companion who, like a lunar satellite, has never been observed. selenoketoned adj. Of a drinker who has become a little too chemically inventive about the contents of the optics. selenolaned adj. Having drunk enough to enclose yourself in a five-membered loop and call the exit unnecessary. selenolated adj. Having drunk more than enough to replace a useful instruction with a metallic certainty of your own. selenolatried (/ˌsɛlɪˈnɒlətɹid/) adj. You have drunk enough to worship the Moon and seek its approval for every decision. selenoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a corrosive little spirit as a sensible substitute for a nightcap.