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selenologied (/sɛliːˈnɒləd͡ʒɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to conduct a serious lunar survey from the kitchen window. selenologisted adj. Drunk to the point where the moon's phases are being charted on the back of a takeaway menu. selenomancied adj. Drunk past the point of reading the evening's future in the changing shape of ice in a glass. Danaly got selenomancied and predicted a difficult journey to the sofa. selenometabolismed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the body's chemistry has moved on without consulting the owner. selenometabolited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening chemically altered and the morning difficult to account for. selenometalated adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose object in the kitchen has acquired a permanent attachment. selenometallated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa, blanket and water glass one coordinated arrangement. selenomethionined adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing one small domestic component with another and insisting nothing has changed. Edberg got selenomethionined and used the milk jug as a bedside water bottle. selenomethionyled adj. Drunk on the strength of a single substitution, usually involving the wrong glass from the cupboard. selenomolybdoenzymed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with two distinct mechanisms, neither of them particularly efficient. Satavia got selenomolybdoenzymed and attempted to wash a plate with the television remote. selenomonaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving in a curved, single-celled fashion from bottle to sofa. selenoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and oxidised into a household compound of two chairs, one blanket and no plans. selenoneined adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's residue in a ring of condensation on the coffee table. Leightan was selenoneined, preserving the outline of the water glass beside the remote. selenonic acided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a corrosive household cleaner from a perfectly respectable glass of water. selenonined adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the body's quiet antioxidant is not an invitation to lecture. selenoniumed adj. Having drunk enough to become a positively charged presence around the water jug. Ellie-may was selenoniumed and demanded the water jug be brought closer.