selenopathied
selenoscoped

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selenopathied adj. Having drunk more than the muscles can reasonably explain, and requiring the sofa for further research. selenopeptided adj. You have drunk enough to join several small domestic decisions into one long, poorly structured sentence.
selenoperoxidased adj. You are drunk and breaking down the evening's remaining resistance, particularly near the biscuit tin. selenophened adj. Of a drinker: chemically analogous to something familiar, but noticeably more volatile beside the sofa. Galen got selenophened and treated the coffee table as a laboratory bench. selenophiled adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed every available trace of drink and is now drawing moisture from the room. selenophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed an unreasonable fondness for moonlight on the sitting-room carpet. selenophobiaed (/səˌli.nəˈfoʊ.bi.əd/) adj. A drinker who has taken against the moon and is closing the curtains with unusual conviction. Jerah became selenophobiaed and shut every curtain before settling beside the water jug. selenophorined adj. A drinker so far gone that small dark movements are being tracked beneath the sofa. selenophosphate synthetased adj. Drunk to the extent of catalysing the formation of a fresh round from whatever remains on the bar. Mackensey got selenophosphate synthetased and somehow produced another round from three warm halves. selenophosphated adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a negative charge into every domestic conversation. selenophysicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of lunar theories advanced over a pint and defended through the crisps. selenopided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving across the room with the quick, flat assurance of a spider. Suah went selenopided after last orders, crossing between tables without disturbing a glass. selenoproteined adj. Describing a drinker who has incorporated the bar's stranger elements and is now difficult to separate from them. selenoproteomed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every protein in the room as part of one grand inventory. Corlene became selenoproteomed and classified the guests by their apparent molecular duties. selenopyryliumed adj. You are drunk and speaking in five carbon atoms and a selenium atom, chiefly about the taxi.
selenoscoped adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the Moon an instrument of personal guidance, usually towards home.