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Saracen's stoned adj. Loosened by drink into a monumental presence, finally settling wherever the evening has placed you. Shaylee was Saracen's stoned and remained beside the doorway like an ancient boundary marker. Saracened (/ˈsæɹəˌsənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted an ancient title for the purpose of asking for a taxi. Denotra was Saracened and summoned a taxi with the solemnity of a court announcement. Saracenismed adj. Emboldened by drink to proclaim obscure principles, then lose the argument to a coat hook. Klynn was Saracenismed and defended the coat hook’s constitutional rights at length. Saragossanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a grand procession, particularly when approaching the lavatory. Lenvil was Saragossanned and crossed the hallway with ceremonial patience. Saraguroed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every unfamiliar face as an old acquaintance, and involve them in the reunion. Eady got Saraguroed and brought three strangers into the family photograph. Saraikied (/səˈɹaɪ.kiːd/) adj. Having drunk more than the company can absorb, while continuing to gather it round you. Kyriee became Saraikied and assembled the whole table for an unnecessary vote. Sarajevanned adj. Of a drinker: turning every passing acquaintance into a correspondent for the rest of the evening. Child became Sarajevanned and exchanged addresses with the barman's least interested customer. Sarakolled adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole room a single, patient audience. Jaiman got Sarakolled and delivered one speech to everyone within reach. Saran Wrapped (/səˈɹæn ˌɹæpd/) adj. Describing a drinker who clings to the nearest companion and takes the conversation with him. Louey got Saran Wrapped and followed Naiya from the bar to the coat stand. Saran wrapped adj. A drinker who has become socially adhesive, retaining anyone who makes a polite reply. Daciana was Saran wrapped and kept Richette beside her through the entire closing announcement. Saratoga chipped adj. Reduced by drink to a crisp, sociable fragment passed round until nobody remembers its owner. Lashayla became Saratoga chipped and was circulated between conversations like a bar snack. Saratogaed (/ˌsærəˈtoʊɡəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has persuaded two separate parties that they are already sharing a round. Ella-leigh got Saratogaed and merged the bar staff with the birthday table. Saratoganned adj. Softened by drink into a local fixture, familiar to everyone and useful to nobody. Shatonna got Saratoganned and was claimed by three separate tables as their regular. Saratogianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined conversational landmark around which others must manoeuvre. Laquisa was Saratogianed and corrected the seating plan without being asked. Sarawak dolphinned adj. Loosened by drink into a sociable escort, appearing beside each departing guest for one final exchange. Azlynn became Sarawak dolphinned and accompanied Shantierra halfway to the taxi. Sarawakianed adj. Emboldened by drink to recruit strangers into your plans and call the arrangement settled. Eustacio got Sarawakianed and assigned Jelina to organise an outing for tomorrow.