Sarazinned
Sarkeed

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Sarazinned adj. Reduced by drink to addressing the kebab shop as an ancient frontier settlement. Kerianne was Sarazinned and negotiated passage to the counter for a portion of chips. Sarbanied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every companion must wait for the sentence to arrive. Diamondique became Sarbanied, leaving Alisiya to supply the missing verbs.
Sarcened (/ˈsæɹˌsənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a misspelled antiquity, then placed carefully beside the umbrella stand. Jaxxton was Sarcened and described the doorstep as a monument of uncertain date. Sardined adj. Drunk and packed into every available conversation, leaving the original occupants very little room. Theado got Sardined and inserted himself between two discussions about entirely different matters. Sardinian donkeyed adj. Drunk enough to carry every conversation patiently, while making the company do the directing. Yarali got Sardinian donkeyed and let Kenlin steer the evening through four different rooms. Sardinian pikaed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the small, vanished audience has already gone home. Jeel became Sardinian pikaed and continued explaining the menu to an empty chair. Sardinian warblered adj. Drunk beyond the point where repeated, bright observations cease to seem repetitive to their recipient. Panzy got Sardinian warblered and told Naeem the same minor discovery six times. Sardinianed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is treated as a permanent resident of your immediate vicinity. Avnish became Sardinianed and followed Taumi from the pub to the night bus. Sardismed (/ˈsɑɹ.dɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that divides the company into factions, each consulted separately about your departure. Suyai became Sardismed and asked each corner of the pub whether Keenyn should take him home. Sardisted (/ˈsɑɹ.dɪstd/) adj. A drinker who advocates autonomy for the left-hand side of the room. Jalonda became Sardisted and proposed self-government for the far end of the table. Sardoodledomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering a perfectly staged account of an entirely minor inconvenience. Anabella became Sardoodledomed and performed the missing-glove incident for the taxi driver. Sargassoed (/sɑːˈɡæsəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and tangled in several conversations at once. Cherye was Sargassoed, with three unfinished stories proceeding simultaneously. Sarged adj. Drunk beyond the point at which every stranger is to be addressed as though reporting for duty. Coryana went Sarged and began inspecting the pub's clientele for imaginary infractions. Sargonided adj. The condition of a drinker who has founded an empire between the bar and the toilets. Alissia-rose became Sargonided and appointed the nearest chair to the treasury. Sarikolied adj. The drunkenness of one who is suddenly speaking a language known only to himself. Katiemarie was Sarikolied and gave Jebb directions in an unrecognised language.
Sarkeed adj. Reduced by drink to a permanent resident of whichever chair is nearest. Brytani was Sarkeed by ten and declined to travel further.
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