D
R
UN
K
ONYM
self-distrusted
self-energied
S - Page 781
self-distrusted
adj.
Drunk to a degree that every confident decision requires checking with the person least qualified to advise you.
self-doubted
adj.
Drunk to the extent of questioning your ability to perform tasks you have just completed.
self-drilling screwed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of your own momentum, and confidently making holes wherever you apply yourself.
Hajr went
self-drilling screwed
and fixed a notice to the landlord’s carefully painted wall.
self-drivered
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and allowing your confidence to steer while your judgement occupies the passenger seat.
self-driving carred
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and treating every available route as something you can operate unaided.
Trisden went
self-driving carred
and attempted to reverse into the coat stand.
self-drivinged
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and proceeding under your own control despite evidence to the contrary.
Jocell became
self-drivinged
and announced that pedestrians should move more predictably.
self-dualitied
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish between the person making the decision and the person required to live with it.
self-educationed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to teach yourself a subject by confidently misunderstanding its introductory material.
self-effacemented
adj.
Having drunk enough to keep yourself in the background by standing prominently in the doorway.
self-effacingnessed
adj.
Having drunk more than humility can reasonably accommodate, and making a modest announcement about it.
self-efficacied
adj.
You have drunk enough to believe every task is within your ability, particularly those requiring ladders.
Daleisa got
self-efficacied
and volunteered to repair the pub’s ceiling fan.
self-elected
adj.
Of a drinker: appointed to the elite by yourself, then entrusted with decisions nobody else will make.
Jadean became
self-elected
and chaired the discussion about where everyone should sit.
self-elevationed
adj.
Drunk past the point of believing the sofa has promoted you to management.
self-embeddinged
adj.
Drunk beyond arranging yourself into the sofa, with only the remote left outside.
self-employmented
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes every household task an independent consultancy.
self-energied
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the room's furniture appears to be supplying your remaining power.
< Prev
Next >
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
S
S'
S-
Sa
Sb
Sc
Sd
Se
Sf
Sg
Sh
Si
Sj
Sk
Sl
Sm
Sn
So
Sp
Sq
Sr
Ss
St
Su
Sv
Sw
Sx
Sy
Sz
S2
S6