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self-distrusted adj. Drunk to a degree that every confident decision requires checking with the person least qualified to advise you. self-doubted adj. Drunk to the extent of questioning your ability to perform tasks you have just completed.
self-drilling screwed adj. Drunk on the strength of your own momentum, and confidently making holes wherever you apply yourself. Hajr went self-drilling screwed and fixed a notice to the landlord’s carefully painted wall. self-drivered adj. Drunk since last orders, and allowing your confidence to steer while your judgement occupies the passenger seat. self-driving carred adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every available route as something you can operate unaided. Trisden went self-driving carred and attempted to reverse into the coat stand. self-drivinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding under your own control despite evidence to the contrary. Jocell became self-drivinged and announced that pedestrians should move more predictably. self-dualitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish between the person making the decision and the person required to live with it. self-educationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to teach yourself a subject by confidently misunderstanding its introductory material. self-effacemented adj. Having drunk enough to keep yourself in the background by standing prominently in the doorway. self-effacingnessed adj. Having drunk more than humility can reasonably accommodate, and making a modest announcement about it. self-efficacied adj. You have drunk enough to believe every task is within your ability, particularly those requiring ladders. Daleisa got self-efficacied and volunteered to repair the pub’s ceiling fan. self-elected adj. Of a drinker: appointed to the elite by yourself, then entrusted with decisions nobody else will make. Jadean became self-elected and chaired the discussion about where everyone should sit. self-elevationed adj. Drunk past the point of believing the sofa has promoted you to management. self-embeddinged adj. Drunk beyond arranging yourself into the sofa, with only the remote left outside. self-employmented adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household task an independent consultancy.
self-energied adj. Drunk, with the result that the room's furniture appears to be supplying your remaining power.