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self-enucleationed (/ˈsɛlf.ə.nuk.liˌai.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the bathroom mirror is approached with unusual caution. self-esteemed (/ˌsɛlf.əˈstiːmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding your reflection as the household's most reliable guest. Natajia became self-esteemed and raised a toast to her appearance in the microwave door. self-esterificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of reacting with yourself until the kitchen produces something chemically unnecessary. self-evacuationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and nevertheless able to remove yourself from the kitchen without assistance. self-evaluationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a formal appraisal of your performance on the sofa. Moraya was self-evaluationed and rated the evening four stars, pending better biscuits. self-evidenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring no explanation for the glass left in the freezer. De'shaun was self-evidenced by the frozen tumbler and the coat folded in the sink. self-evidencied adj. Still drunk, and making the reason for the abandoned supper entirely apparent. Haaroon was self-evidencied by the half-made sandwich and the keys in the fruit bowl. self-evolutioned adj. Too drunk to improve by instruction, developing instead according to the sofa's own principles. self-exaltationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to elevate yourself above the cushions while remaining among them. Christlynn was self-exaltationed and delivered a speech from the lowest sofa cushion. self-examinationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted, and reviewing your motives beside the washing-up. self-exammed adj. Having drunk enough to inspect your own condition in the darkened microwave door. self-excitationed adj. You have drunk enough to feed the output of one thought back into the next. self-exclusioned adj. Of a drinker: voluntarily barred from the kitchen after repeatedly seeking another glass. self-exiled adj. Of a drinker who has voluntarily left the party for the remote edge of the sofa. self-existenced adj. Drunk beyond any requirement for external justification, cause, or corroboration — existing, at this point, solely by virtue of oneself. self-expressioned adj. A drinker who displays private convictions through the arrangement of cushions and discarded clothing.