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self-fabricked adj. A drinker so far gone that the clothes, blanket and sofa appear made from one material. self-facialed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the bathroom mirror as an ill-advised private audience. Kanishk was self-facialed and avoided the bathroom until the glass of water had been finished. self-feelinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become unusually familiar with their own forehead and pulse. self-fertilisationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly mistaking your own opinions for invitations. self-fertilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies both sides of an argument and still reaches no conclusion. self-fertilizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing all the evening's ideas without outside assistance. Jael became self-fertilizationed and supplied both sides of an argument at the bar. self-flagellationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and apologising to the furniture for things it has not done. Nilan was self-flagellationed by closing time, apologising to innocent furniture. self-flatteried adj. Still drunk, and regarding every ordinary remark as evidence of exceptional wisdom. Vidyuth was self-flatteried and treated a request for crisps as a tribute. self-focused adj. Too drunk to notice anyone else has entered the conversation. Ellean was self-focused, explaining the same personal triumph to the whole snug. self-fulfilling prophecied adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce that you will make a nuisance of yourself, then diligently doing so. self-fulfillmented adj. Having drunk enough to find personal satisfaction in completing tasks nobody assigned. Sumra became self-fulfillmented and reorganised the pub's straws by colour. self-givinged adj. Having drunk more than your share and surrendered the last chip without negotiation. Daniel-lee got self-givinged and donated his kebab to a colleague he had just met. self-governanced adj. You have drunk enough to declare independence from advice, timetables and the agreed route home. Zyhaire became self-governanced and rejected three sensible suggestions about the last bus. self-governmented adj. You are drunk and administering your own affairs with the confidence of a small autonomous council. self-gratificationed adj. Of a drinker: pleased with himself for having reached the bar, regardless of how he got there. self-guilted (/ˌsɛlfˈɡɪltd/) adj. Of a drinker who has apologised to everyone except the person actually inconvenienced. Adonna became self-guilted and confessed to the landlord about a glass she had not broken.