self-immolationed
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self-immolationed adj. A drinker so far gone that setting fire to his own dignity seems administratively sufficient. self-importanced adj. The state of being drunk and appointed, by oneself, to a position of considerable local significance.
self-improvemented adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the next round into a disciplined programme of personal development. Gatlyn became self-improvemented and set measurable targets for finishing the bottle. self-incompatibilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot combine with himself, and therefore lies alone beside the crisps. self-incriminationed adj. Reduced by drink to giving testimony against yourself, without the inconvenience of a trial. Arbas became self-incriminationed and explained precisely why the vase was broken. self-inductioned adj. Sharpened by drink into generating further current whenever your own circuit changes direction. self-indulgenced adj. Emboldened by drink to place personal refreshment above all other known obligations. Nolita became self-indulgenced and promoted her own dessert ahead of the speeches. self-infectioned adj. Drunk and allowing a local foolishness to spread through the entire organism. self-initiationed adj. Drunk to the point where you have initiated yourself into a club consisting chiefly of yourself. self-injurered adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself both casualty and attending practitioner. self-injuried adj. Drunk beyond ordinary concern for your own welfare, but not beyond concern for the upholstery. self-inserted adj. Drunk in a way that places you in every story being told, including those set before your birth. self-insertioned adj. Drunk, with the result that your presence has been written into events where it is plainly unnecessary. self-insuranced adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you bearing the risk yourself, preferably against a wall. Evony became self-insuranced and declined assistance, choosing the bar as her contingency plan. self-intensifiered adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark requires personal emphasis, and the company must supply it. Jeniece became self-intensifiered, insisting each opinion had been made especially for the table.
self-interested adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing the last portion, the best chair, and nobody else's advantage.