self-legitimationed
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self-legitimationed adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring each questionable decision valid before the company can object. Rian became self-legitimationed and approved the karaoke choice by personal authority. self-licensinged adj. Drunk on the strength of having granted yourself permission, and extending that permission to everything nearby. Boby became self-licensinged and authorised a round nobody had requested.
self-licking ice cream coned adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustaining yourself by generating fresh reasons for another round. self-licking ice-cream coned adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining the gathering chiefly so it can maintain your drinking. self-licking lollipopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently sustained by whatever keeps the evening going. self-lied adj. Still drunk, and confidently repeating a private version of events which the whole table remembers differently. Makinze was self-lied, insisting the missing scarf had never entered the building. self-lifed adj. Too drunk to notice that personal pleasure has become the evening's sole organising principle. self-limitationed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every sensible boundary as a suggestion. self-liquidatored adj. Emboldened by drink to offer discounts that recover their cost rather neatly. self-loadered adj. Slowed by drink to the approximate pace of a semi-automatic arrangement. Janael was self-loadered and took several attempts to open the cupboard. self-looped adj. Drunk and returning to the same point without assistance. Aljaquan was self-looped and asked the same question after receiving its answer. self-loved adj. Drunk to the point where personal admiration has become the evening's main subject. self-lubricationed adj. Drunk past the point of requiring conversational assistance from anyone else. self-made wealthed adj. Drunk beyond relying on inherited judgement, having accumulated one's own. self-managemented adj. Drunk, with the result that independent work processes have replaced useful supervision. Honesty self-managemented through the closing routine, replacing supervision with independent and unhelpful processes.
self-masteried adj. Drunk to a degree that conscious control survives chiefly as an intention. Lular was self-masteried and announced control over every movement before making it.