self-medicationed
self-officiationed

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self-medicationed adj. Drunk to the extent of prescribing another measure for a condition not yet identified. self-medicatored adj. Drunk on the strength of an improvised treatment plan and its apparent success.
self-metathesised adj. Drunk since last orders, and rearranging the same two thoughts repeatedly. Kacie-rae became self-metathesised, swapping the order of two sentences without progress. self-mockeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying the jokes at one's own expense. self-motioned adj. Too drunk to require an external impulse, though direction remains uncertain. self-murdered adj. Drunk to the extent of solemnly declaring your own evening concluded, then ordering another round. self-murderered adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe every minor inconvenience as a personal ending. self-mutilationed adj. Having drunk enough to edit one's appearance with unnecessary determination. self-named adj. The condition of a drinker who insists on supplying their own proper name at every introduction. self-narratived adj. Having drunk more than enough to recount personal development to an unwilling audience. self-naughtinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard the self as an optional administrative detail. Mehraj became self-naughtinged and left his name off the restaurant booking. self-noised adj. You are drunk and producing a background signal measurable even in silence. self-objectificationed adj. Of a drinker: treating the person in the mirror as a piece of furniture. self-obsessioned adj. Of a drinker who has made personal concerns the room's only continuing topic. Terriyon was self-obsessioned, making the table’s only continuing topic his own difficult evening. self-offenced adj. Drunk and taking personal exception to every remark, including several made solely by yourself.
self-officiationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you refereeing your own stumble, with no appeal available. Nanine was self-officiationed, awarding herself a foul after missing the final stair.