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self-punishmented adj. The condition of a drinker who orders another round as a penalty for having ordered the previous one. Makalie was self-punishmented, returning to the bar to atone for leaving early. self-qualificationed adj. The drunkenness of one who certifies himself fit for another round without consulting the room. Fynleigh was self-qualificationed, certifying himself fit for another round without consulting anyone on the sofa. self-qualified adj. Reduced by drink to issuing your own credentials for the journey home. self-qualifyinged adj. Softened by drink into certifying yourself for each successive round, with no external examination. self-quantifiered adj. Sharpened by drink into recording every round, coat and pavement between pub and home. Shalene was self-quantifiered, counting the drinks while forgetting which street held the taxi rank. self-quarantined (/ˌsɛlfˈkwɒɹəntiːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into isolating yourself from the group while remaining in their taxi. self-questioninged adj. Emboldened by drink to interrogate every decision made since the first round, including the decision to leave. self-raising floured adj. Slowed by drink to the point where standing requires an agent, a wall and favourable conditions. self-raped (/ˈsɛlfˌɹeɪpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's misfortunes are treated as both perpetrator and victim; best escorted home. self-realisationed adj. You have drunk enough to regard your unrealised capacities as a matter requiring immediate public demonstration. self-realizationed adj. You are drunk and treating every latent ability as though it had been formally certified this evening. self-recognitioned adj. Of a drinker: aware of being a complete individual, though less certain which complete individual that might be. Jerane became self-recognitioned and introduced himself to the mirror with cautious approval. self-recriminationed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the evening into a formal inquiry concerning his own conduct. Aspynn grew self-recriminationed and cross-examined herself over the missing olives. self-redressed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself both injured party and instrument of retribution. Jaeyon became self-redressed and demanded compensation from the chair for its earlier obstruction. self-referenced adj. A drinker who makes every observation point back, eventually, to the speaker. Shaque became self-referenced and cited his previous remarks as authorities on the evening. self-referential meaninged adj. A drinker so far gone that each explanation depends upon the very statement it purports to explain. Rennata grew self-referential meaninged and defined every toast by quoting the toast itself.