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self-storied adj. Drunk beyond the point where autobiography remains constrained by events that actually occurred. self-studied adj. Drunk in a way that makes solitary research feel authoritative before the subject has been identified. self-stultificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempt to clarify your position quietly removes its foundations. self-suckered adj. Drunk to a degree that you confidently undertake to provide your own refreshments by methods unsuitable to humans. self-sufficiencied adj. Drunk to the extent of refusing assistance while depending visibly on every fixed object nearby. Vahin got self-sufficiencied and rejected help before leaning against the fruit machine. self-suggestioned adj. A drinker who has talked himself into another round and now regards the party as supporting evidence. self-supplied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating possession of a licence as proof that every service may be installed personally. self-suppliered adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing your own premises with resources nobody authorised you to distribute. self-supported adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining independence chiefly through furniture, walls and firm administrative confidence. Tyreec became self-supported and crossed the room by means of three chairs and a decisive expression. self-surgeried adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a household implement can perform a procedure better than a clinician. Mailon got self-surgeried and attempted to remove a splinter with the cheese knife. self-sustenanced adj. Too drunk to recognise ordinary nourishment as necessary, while continuing to issue confident biological advice. Emmaclaire became self-sustenanced and declined water on the grounds that breathing was quite sufficient. self-synchronizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard your conflicting movements as a coordinated system with a delayed response. self-talked adj. Having drunk more than your audience, you have become both speaker and most enthusiastic respondent. self-tapping screwed adj. You have drunk enough to create your own conversational opening, then drive yourself firmly into it. self-tested adj. You are drunk and conducting repeated checks on your own operation, each producing reassuringly selective results. self-tormentored adj. Of a drinker: voluntarily extending a minor disappointment into a full evening of personal prosecution.