self-treatmented
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self-treatmented adj. Of a drinker who has diagnosed the evening's consequences and prescribed another round with professional certainty. Iresha, self-treatmented, rejected water as ineffective against a condition she had just invented. self-unawarenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has lost all observation of their own conduct while assessing everyone else's with confidence.
self-unloadered adj. Drunk in a way that empties the kitchen of provisions without assistance. self-victimizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every unoffered biscuit becomes evidence of exclusion. self-viewed adj. Drunk to a degree that the bathroom mirror becomes an authoritative account of identity. self-violenced adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly mistaking the coffee table for an opponent. self-waiting tabled adj. Drunk on the strength of a rotating tray, entrusted with the entire evening's refreshments. self-willed adj. Drunk since last orders, and refusing the sofa until personally persuaded by gravity. Cora was self-willed and declined the offered sofa in favour of the kitchen floor. self-willednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every sensible suggestion as an invitation to persist. self-worthed adj. Still drunk, and assigning personal value according to the number of cushions secured. selfabsorptioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room's remaining occupants function chiefly as an audience. Jerian was selfabsorptioned, treating the remaining drinkers as an appreciative theatre audience. selfadjointnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an argument with oneself from a settled domestic arrangement. selfassessmented adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempt at balance a formal review of your own shortcomings. Keylah was selfassessmented and marked each stumble as evidence for the next report. selfawarewolfed adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify every foolish act while declining to alter the next one. selfbowed (/ˈsɛlfbəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to fold from one solid piece when sitting down.
selfbuilded adj. Of a drinker: a householder of uncertain balance, building each step according to immediate instructions.