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selfcested adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering your alternate self in the lavatory mirror, and courting the acquaintance. selfcircumcisioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake private surgery with household equipment before finding the way home. Novalynn became selfcircumcisioned after the last round and hid the scissors from herself.
selfcondensationed adj. You are drunk and turning two identical leftovers into one unrecognisable domestic product. selfconsistencied adj. Emboldened by drink to claim that missing the last train accords with your principles. Virginialee was selfconsistencied, explaining that the empty platform confirmed her plans. selfdirectioned adj. Sharpened by drink into directing yourself confidently towards decisions nobody requested. Lolita got selfdirectioned and appointed herself navigator despite having lost the map. selfdomed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the sofa, the glass and the evening belong to one private realm. Druecilla was selfdomed, ruling the sofa with a blanket and a glass of water. selfdualed adj. Still drunk, and confidently identical to your earlier self except for several regrettable decisions. Kiosha remained selfdualed, insisting the second plan was exactly the first plan improved. selfed (/sɛlfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes so entirely themselves that company is treated as an audience. selfefficacied adj. You are drunk and convinced that confidence has already completed the practical portion of the task. selfenergied adj. Of a drinker who has made the surrounding furniture responsible for continued stability. selfered adj. Describing a drinker who fertilises his own return to the kitchen for another snack. selfexcitationed adj. You are drunk and feeding each remark back into the next until the sofa has a feedback loop. selffulnessed adj. A drinker who has filled the sofa, the evening and the available glass with himself. selfharmed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an obstacle to his own departure. selfhealed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that household herbs will settle the matter.
selfhooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a distinct identity beneath one sofa blanket.
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