selficided
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selficided adj. The drunkenness of one who photographs the kitchen floor from an unnecessarily hazardous angle. selfie cameraed adj. Softened by drink into addressing the front-facing lens more readily than the people present. Devonee was selfie cameraed, making a quiet video from the sofa with the water glass visible.
selfie sticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending one arm to photograph yourself beside every pub mirror. selfied (/ˈsɛlfid/) adj. Reduced by drink to photographing yourself with the glass of water as supporting evidence. selfindulgenced adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every minor preference requires formal consideration. Naima became selfindulgenced and deliberated over which chair best suited her. selfinged adj. Still drunk, and reproducing by your own efforts while declining outside assistance. selfinteractioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a conversation with yourself from one requiring another participant. selfish DNA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to make additional copies of every thought while contributing nothing useful to the evening. selfish gened adj. Having drunk enough to treat your own appetite as the principal force directing the evening. Uladimir went selfish gened and claimed the last pork scratching for evolutionary reasons. selfishnessed (/ˈsɛl.fɪʃ.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with putting anyone else's interests before your own. Ameila became selfishnessed and ordered chips for the table, then ate the lot on the walk home. selfismed adj. You have drunk enough to regard your own requirements as the evening's only standing orders. selfisted adj. You are drunk and treating every shared arrangement as an opportunity for personal advantage. Kaytlynn went selfisted and took the largest portion from the communal bowl. selfitised adj. Of a drinker: compulsively photographing your own face and offering each image to the room. Nyaja got selfitised and took twelve portraits beside the pub’s emergency exit. selfless dependented adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered personal judgement and now requires others to arrange everything. Aimar became selfless dependent and needed Meadow to choose his supper and locate his coat. selflessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who gives away the last of everything, including the explanation for doing so. Finley-j was selflessnessed and donated his crisps, change, and taxi instructions to strangers.
selflined adj. A drinker who arrives in identical portions, each one separately cheerful and impossible to distinguish.
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