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selfloved adj. Drunk enough to regard the mirror as a reliable source of encouragement. Olliyah became selfloved and raised a glass to her own reflection. selfmated adj. A drinker so far gone that your own next move forces the room to deliver checkmate.
selfmetathesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and internally rearranged without outside intervention. Chairity was selfmetathesised, changing the order of her explanation twice. selfnamed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps asserting personal identity despite ample contrary evidence. selfnessed adj. Reduced by drink to your own bare identity, with little else surviving the walk home. selforganizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of internal attractions and repulsions that organise the body into an unstable pattern. selfotelled adj. Softened by drink into a calm, pliable state in which every pub dispute loses its urgency. selfplagiarismed adj. Of a drinker who has borrowed every phrase from earlier in the evening and presented it as new. Devarian was selfplagiarismed, reusing the same toast for each person at the table. selfquenchinged adj. Sharpened by drink into extinguishing your own enthusiasm whenever another version of it appears. selfsabotaged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each attempt at repair creates another small inconvenience. selfsamed (/ˈsɛlfseɪmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address precisely the same acquaintance as though newly discovered. selfsamenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every person in the bar appears to be one underlying individual. selfshipped adj. Drunk and treating your own identity as a vessel requiring careful navigation through the public house. Raiya got selfshipped and piloted her individuality between the bar stools without touching either. selfslaughtered adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe one's own hangover in grave terms, while still requesting toast. Shanetha arrived selfslaughtered, declaring the headache historic before asking for marmalade. selfsuckered adj. Drunk to the point where personal flexibility is demonstrated with more confidence than necessity.
selfubiquitinationed adj. Drunk enough to mark every part of yourself for disposal, then forget which part was which.