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SBM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening as a small-to-medium enterprise, with inadequate governance. Havyn became SBM'd and appointed three people to manage the remaining crisps. SBMM'd adj. Drunk in a way that matches you with opponents of precisely your reduced standard. Jadarius was SBMM'd, finding only equally wobbly company around the pool table. SBN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every group conversation bright, unstable, and difficult to leave. Mahendra was SBN'd, flashing between tables and leaving Dania to apologise. SBO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken ownership of the round without acquiring control of it. Jammal was SBO'd and claimed the next round as a private concern. SBOM'd adj. A drinker who lists every contributing component before attempting to stand. Uma was SBOM'd, attributing the wobble to gin, tonic, shoes, carpet and poor lighting. SBP'd adj. The state of being drunk and reaching a fresh peak of confidence whenever the heartbeat supplies one. Lily-jo became SBP'd and announced each new opinion at a higher volume than the last. SBPS'd adj. Of a drinker: supplying reserve power to the evening after the main system has failed. Nandy was SBPS'd, keeping the conversation running after everyone else had ordered taxis. SBRM'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where borrowed resources need returning, because they have already vanished safely. Gaudy was SBRM'd and regarded the borrowed lighter as a permanent household asset. SBS'd adj. A drinker who wakes convinced that poor ventilation, rather than whisky, has caused the symptoms. Nathaniell was SBS'd by breakfast and demanded that someone inspect the windows. SBSP'd adj. Of a drinker who has converted the nearest light source into a personal supply for the journey home. Diedrich was SBSP'd and followed the brightest shopfront all the way from last orders. SBX'd adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably accommodate during a simultaneous downhill attempt. Divansh became SBX'd and sent two cushions and a blanket towards the kitchen. SC'd adj. Loosened by drink into hearing every last-orders announcement as a ruling of unlimited jurisdiction. Thresia was SC'd and appealed against the closing time from the middle of the bar. SCA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a competitive advantage over everyone unable to remember the argument. Chimeremeze became SCA'd and negotiated possession of the last stool as though it were a market position. SCADA'd adj. Reduced by drink to monitoring every minor movement while controlling very little of it. Shawnna was SCADA'd and supervised the glasses without preventing any further spills. SCANDAL'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening split into a distinct and regrettable new variety. Mont became SCANDAL'd after the karaoke, developing a separate strain of pub behaviour. SCBA'd adj. Having drunk more than a portable breathing apparatus could reasonably be expected to remedy. Hanni was SCBA'd before attempting the stairs, which he regarded as a toxic environment.