S - Page 80
Sasanianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial procession, with each stair requiring historical consideration. Yexalen became Sasanianed and treated the staircase as a succession of important monuments. Sasanided adj. Drunk to the point where every step has become a separate administrative decision. Loarine was Sasanided and required a brief consultation before each stair. Saskabushered (/ˈsæskəbʊʃɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still describing the route through town. Eyleen was Saskabushered and gave the same directions twice. Saskatchewanianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and geographically committed to remaining indoors. Kentrall was Saskatchewanianed and considered the pub a sufficient province. Saskatchewanited adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a quiet survey of the remaining chairs. Mikara was Saskatchewanited and inspected each empty seat carefully. Saskatonianed (/ˌsæs.kəˈtoʊ. ni.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating a short journey as an intercity expedition. Dayelin was Saskatonianed by breakfast and postponed crossing the road. Saskatoon berried adj. Loosened by drink into a person who wobbles pleasantly, with small dark marks appearing wherever balance is tested. Reno was Saskatoon berried, leaving berry-coloured fingerprints on the white tablecloth. Saskatoonered adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the straightest route home, regardless of what lies between here and there. Karlei got Saskatoonered and crossed the flowerbed rather than use the marked footpath. Saskatoonianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify the city limits by the angle of the pavement. Siri became Saskatoonianed and assessed every junction by its pavement gradients. Sasquatched adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly large, hairy, and difficult for companions to locate afterwards. Leire got Sasquatched and disappeared behind the coats, leaving only a sleeve visible to the party. Sassanianed (/səˈseɪnɪənd/) adj. Drunk and speaking in periods, with every sentence arranged as though intended for an inscription. Enchantee was Sassanianed and delivered the drinks order in a remarkably formal cadence. Sassanided (/ˈsæ.səˌnɪdd/) adj. Drunk enough to maintain a dignified bearing while travelling unmistakably sideways. Elnoria was Sassanided, proceeding down the corridor with considerable ceremonial width. Sassaresed (/ˈsæsəɹiːzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of reliable pronunciation, with the tongue taking the scenic route through every word. Nirusha was Sassaresed and needed four attempts to ask where the lavatory was. Sassenached adj. Drunk to the point where every local custom is explained to the English person in the room. Melsa got Sassenached and explained the rules of the gathering to guests who had written them. Sastraed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the glass of water as an authoritative instruction for the evening. Nicolyn consulted the glass of water repeatedly, Sastraed but unwilling to begin the journey upstairs. Satan monkeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that the room is crossed by short, deliberate bounds rather than walking. Latousha was Satan monkeyed and reached the buffet by three careful leaps.