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Satan's boleted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the limbs poisonous to coordination and the complexion faintly alarming. Shontice was Satan's boleted and treated the staircase as an unsafe woodland floor. Satan's mushroomed adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading at floor level, with an uncertain cap and no obvious stalk. Marjona was Satan's mushroomed, occupying the mat beside the front door. Satanaliaed adj. Drunk on the strength of evidence that the evening has acquired an unhelpful supernatural explanation. Takeema was Satanaliaed and blamed the missing shoe on activity beyond ordinary physics. Satanianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the determined but unconvincing solemnity of a midnight procession. Denesh was Satanianed and made the corridor feel longer by walking it twice. Satanismed (/ˈseɪtənɪzmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the bar as a place of deep ceremonial significance. Kassius was Satanismed and raised his glass whenever the till made a sound. Satanisted adj. Still drunk, and explaining each loss of balance as a deliberate philosophical position. Nkayla was Satanisted and described the handrail as an optional argument. Satanited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a stumble as evidence of hidden depth rather than a warning. Zerah was Satanited and described the missed step as an instructive descent. Satanitied adj. Having drunk enough to give ordinary clumsiness an unmistakably malevolent air. Myanna was Satanitied and made the innocent umbrella look conspiratorial. Satanizationed adj. Having drunk more than the room can reasonably absorb, and converting every hesitation into a sinister ceremony. Courtney-leigh was Satanizationed and turned opening the bathroom door into a formal rite. Satanned (/ˈseɪ.tənd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, yet still negotiating confidently with the staircase. Arvillia was Satanned and challenged the banister to a contest of strength. Satanophobiaed adj. Drunk to the point where every shadow on the stairs acquires horns and administrative authority. Bassey went Satanophobiaed and asked Khushpreet to inspect the harmless coat by the landing. Satavahanaed (/ˌsɑːtəˈvɑːhənəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lose the present century somewhere between the bar and the stairs. Cadeisha became Satavahanaed and dated the lift journey to an earlier dynasty. Sathmar Swabianed adj. You are drunk and proceeding with the careful, lateral stability of luggage being carried downstairs. Abdulrahman was Sathmar Swabianed, gripping both rails while descending one step at a time. Satied adj. Of a drinker: pious about the next step, which is treated as a small moral test. Jenilyn was Satied and paused before each stair to gather spiritual and physical strength. Satmared adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the round as a social unit rather than a sequence of drinks. Wardel was Satmared by last orders, still offering to buy the next round. Satmarered adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a coat is luggage and the journey home is negotiable. Kritina was Satmarered, waiting patiently at the bus stop with somebody else’s scarf.