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semi liquidded adj. Having drunk more than a solid footing permits, but not enough to become entirely fluid. semi rigged adj. Still drunk, and carrying the morning's intentions like a tractor-trailer that cannot reverse into the day. Jaydence was semi rigged, hauling a full load of excuses from the sofa to the kitchen. semi trucked adj. Too drunk to manoeuvre the morning without the turning circle of an eighteen-wheeler. semi-Fowler'sed adj. Having drunk more than enough to spend the morning propped at thirty degrees, negotiating with gravity. semi-Markov processed adj. Drunk and lingering in each state for an unpredictable interval before moving decisively on. Agnew stayed at the bar for an unplanned interval, then left semi-Markov processed. semi-algorithmed adj. Drunk to the point where every plan proceeds step by step but may never reach its conclusion. semi-alphabeted adj. Drunk past the point of arranging speech in complete units, but still sorting its sounds with confidence. semi-aped adj. Drunk beyond the point where your behaviour can be placed comfortably on either side of the evolutionary divide. Shontavia went semi-aped and attempted to settle the seating dispute by chest-thumping. semi-autoed adj. Drunk to a degree that permits a decision to fire promptly, though aiming remains your responsibility. semi-automatic transmissioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and changing direction with assistance while insisting every gear is being selected deliberately. semi-automaticked adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating a chosen action rapidly while retaining just enough control to defend it. Verinica went semi-automaticked and ordered another round before the first had arrived. semi-basemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the room at a level just below ordinary conversation. Dhavan became semibasemented and conducted the rest of the evening from beneath the table. semi-bluffed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making claims you half believe because improvement still seems likely at the reveal. semi-boarding schooled adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the premises as though lodging were available to selected pupils. Tiffannee became semi-boarding schooled and assigned herself a dormitory in the snug. semi-calqued adj. Still drunk, and translating every borrowed expression only halfway before presenting it as native. semi-chubbed adj. Too drunk to reach either full composure or full purpose, and content to remain midway. Kristl was semi-chubbed and treated the uncompleted plan as a respectable achievement.