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Satnamied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every departure into another gathering at the door. Jaylee became Satnamied and said goodbye to the same table four times. Sator squared adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation returns to its starting point by a different route. Nahima went Sator squared, repeating the evening’s explanation forwards and backwards. Satoried adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a sudden certainty about the bar tab for spiritual understanding. Yedid got Satoried and announced enlightenment after locating the receipt beneath a coaster. Satoyoshi syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces recurring spasms of affection whenever last orders are announced. Girlene became Satoyoshi syndromed and hugged the coat stand at closing time. Satraed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a narrow passage between the bar, the coats, and the taxi. Derry was Satraed and negotiated the crowded cloakroom with historical precision. Satsuma wared adj. Drunk on the strength of several ornate rounds, glossy on the surface and difficult to handle. Kinan was Satsuma wared, carefully carrying a coat that was not his. Sattagydianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling home by an itinerary known only to the coat. Marycarol was Sattagydianed, following a borrowed umbrella towards the station. Satted adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the whole evening into Sunday without further ceremony. Allie was Satted by the time the coats were returned, though the pub had emptied. Saturday night palsied adj. Too drunk to release the bar, with one arm fixed around the final glass. Saeko was Saturday night palsied and required assistance with both her coat and her goodbye. Saturday night specialed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an inexpensive solution for a reliable plan home. Courtney was Saturday night specialed and chose the cheapest taxi without checking its destination. Saturday souped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every remaining item in the kitchen as a legitimate late supper. Deridre was Saturday souped, assembling leftovers while the others searched for coats. Saturday-morning cartooned adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home bright, repetitive, and faintly suitable for children. Kyndl was Saturday-morning cartooned, waving at every passing bus as though it were scheduled entertainment. Saturday-night pistolled adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely accommodate, and discharging opinions at the taxi rank. Yanita was Saturday-night pistolled, firing concise directions at a driver who had not asked. Saturday-night specialed adj. You are drunk and easily obtained, like a last-minute passenger for a poorly planned journey. Kian-lee was Saturday-night specialed, collected from the doorway by an increasingly patient friend. Saturdayed (/ˈsætədeɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the journey home can reasonably wait until another round. Makua was Saturdayed on the pavement, proposing breakfast before finding the taxi. Saturdayinged adj. Of a drinker: labouring over the journey home in spare moments between rounds. Eloida was Saturdayinged, performing unpaid coat-labour for everyone remaining after last orders.