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semiformalizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you impose a dress code on an event already in progress. Aranya got semiformalizationed and instructed the birthday guests to arrange themselves by smartness. semiformed adj. Drunk beyond assembling an imperfect plan and presenting it as complete. Christiann got semiformed and announced a route home that ended at the river. semifractaled adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking every decision into smaller decisions, none of them useful. Malekhi semifractaled the decision to drink water into twelve smaller decisions. semifreddoed adj. Drunk on the strength of one convincing idea, served cold and not quite finished. Dirinda was semifreddoed, sustained by one cold idea that remained unfinished. semifriended adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently mistaking cordial acquaintance for lifelong loyalty. semifunctored adj. Drunk on the strength of a relationship that preserves structure while losing nearly all useful direction. Bob got semifunctored and connected everyone at the party without conveying a single message. semifusinited adj. Drunk by closing time, and assuming a brittle fragment of an idea will withstand examination. semigenericked adj. Still drunk, and treating a particular bottle as though its label were an adequate description of wine. semiglobalizationed adj. Too drunk to keep local arrangements local, extending one small decision across the entire establishment. Starlee became semiglobalizationed and tried to standardise the pub's napkin policy. semiglobed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard half a view as the whole world and plan accordingly. semigloomed adj. Having drunk enough to find the missing half of every plan reassuringly dark. semiglossed adj. Having drunk more than the paintwork can conceal, yet still giving every poor decision a polished surface. semiglutinned adj. You have drunk enough to become insoluble in the evening, however long it is left to settle. Yobani got semiglutin ned and remained attached to the wrong table throughout the rearrangement. semigoded adj. You are drunk and issuing divine instructions on matters you have only just misunderstood. semigranulocyted adj. Of a drinker: unstable in small particulars, especially when entrusted with a large decision. Danasia became semigranulocyted and changed the destination whenever the taxi slowed. semigraphicsed adj. Of a drinker who has replaced clear instructions with symbols, arrows and considerable confidence. Elo got semigraphicsed and drew a route home on a beer mat using three unexplained arrows.