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Saturdaynessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the unhurried confidence of a Saturday night with nowhere else to be. Sharinna was Saturdaynessed, ordering another round while the staff stacked chairs. Saturn V'd (/ˈsæ.tɝn faɪvd/) adj. A drinker who launches from the pub with considerable force and no useful navigation. Yijia went Saturn V'd through the closing doors and landed beside the wrong taxi. Saturn peached adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become flat, broad, and difficult to fold. Shion was Saturn peached, lying across the back seat with remarkable horizontal certainty. Saturn returned adj. The state of being drunk and brought back repeatedly to the bar by the promise of one final round. Ramelle was Saturn returned, reappearing at the bar whenever the coat queue moved. Saturned (/ˈsæt.ənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned black with drink and is orbiting the cloakroom. Lynton was Saturned by closing time, circling the coats without selecting one. Saturnianed (/sæ.tɜː(ɹ)n.jənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has left ordinary gravity behind and is travelling home by orbit. Tynley was Saturnianed, circling the taxi rank while holding a carefully folded coat. Saturnighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating Saturday night as a celestial body requiring careful observation. Ionatan spent an hour charting the pub lights, thoroughly Saturnighted and academically unhelpful. Saturnisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and grave enough to regard conviviality as a regrettable hypothesis. Afra sat Saturnisted beneath the clock, disapproving of every laugh without joining one. Satyagrahaed adj. Still drunk, and committed to non-violently resisting every suggestion that you go home. Farida remained Satyagrahaed in the doorway, declining departure with admirable calm. Sauce Roberted adj. Having drunk enough to involve the whole room in chopped onions, mustard, and the argument over their proportions. Gulliver got Sauce Roberted and recruited Pattiann to arbitrate a mustard dispute. Saudi Arabianed adj. Still drunk, and treating the simplest journey as an exercise in diplomatic negotiation. Cailyn was still Saudi Arabianed, negotiating politely with the coat stand before leaving. Saudi champagned adj. Too drunk to distinguish soda water from apple juice, or either from a celebratory vintage. Whitlie was Saudi champagned and praised the bar tap for its remarkable orchard character. Saudied (/ˈsaʊdid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and answering every question with a solemn, noncommittal nod. Shatae was Saudied by closing time, nodding gravely when asked whether the taxi had arrived. Saudinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to confer an abstract national quality upon the nearest available object. Bariah was Saudinessed and described the lamp as possessing considerable national character. Sauked adj. Having drunk enough to appoint oneself spokesman for a matter nobody had placed before the meeting. Freya got Sauked and delivered an unsolicited address beside the washing-up sink. Saulteauxed adj. Having drunk more than two respectable persons ought, and now proceeding in several directions at once. Mashari was Saulteauxed, with three contradictory routes home and no intention of selecting one.