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semijoined adj. You have drunk enough to combine only the household objects that share a useful feature. Kynslie became semijoined to the sofa by blanket, cushion, and declining ambition. semikahed adj. Of a drinker who has promoted the nearest cushion to a position of domestic authority. semiketaled adj. You are drunk and only partly converted into the soft, agreeable form required for bed. semikhahed adj. Describing a drinker who has ordained the sofa as a suitable place for formal reflection. Dewone became semikhahed and conducted a solemn service beside the television. semikillinged adj. A drinker who has removed most of the evening's sharpness, while retaining enough to inflate the sofa cushions. semilandmarked adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from sofa to kitchen is marked by repeated stopping points. semilanguaged adj. The state of being drunk and communicating in fragments that almost qualify as words. Halstead became semilanguaged while requesting water, toast, and the whereabouts of Tuesday. semilatticed adj. The condition of a drinker who can order cushions consistently, but cannot complete the journey to bed. semilegitimacied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a partially respectable nest from cushions and a glass of water. semilengthed adj. Reduced by drink to a measured distance between the sofa and the nearest safe glass of water. semilensed adj. Softened by drink into a person flat on one side and curved comfortably around the sofa. semilethal dosed adj. Loosened by drink into the median quantity at which water is prescribed but rarely reached. semilethaled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of making tea, but not of surviving its preparation. semilethalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the sofa-to-kitchen crossing with only moderate domestic consequences. Reyland became semilethalitied and carried a glass of water halfway before sitting down. semilingualed adj. Slowed by drink to communicating in two household languages, neither of them entirely intelligible. semilingualismed adj. Having drunk enough to speak several languages badly, and to regard this as a useful pub skill.